MacDarby's Sign
A brown splatter on your face. Usually from a glove full of poop being tossed at you after a butt check.
My doctor threw a glove at me. Now I have a poop splatter on my face. I'm gonna be the class clown.
After the exam, a glove full of poop hit me. Now I have a brown mess on my face.
He flicked a glove at me. Poop flew on my face. I'm gonna be the joke of the school.