maccorm
A person who says he’s never done anything wrong but still drinks like he’s in a bar fight. People call him Macc because he’s too drunk to remember his real name.
Macc fell off a chair while trying to drink a whole bottle of rum.
He said he was innocent but had a hangover the size of a building.
Macc’s real name is Dionysius, but he forgot it because he was too drunk to remember.