maccorm

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A fake name for a guy who acts like he’s never done anything wrong but still loves to chug beer like it’s his job. People call him Macc for short because he’s too lazy to say the whole thing.
'I didn’t do it, Macc!' He said while drinking out of a coffee mug.
Macc got into a fight over who had the last slice of pizza.
He called himself Macc because he couldn’t spell his full name.
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A guy who claims he’s clean but always has a bottle of whiskey in his pocket. He’s known as Macc, which is just his name spelled backwards because he’s too dumb to know that.
'I’m clean, Macc!' He yelled as he poured whiskey into his soda.
Macc tried to hide his bottle but got caught.
He spelled his name backwards because he was too wasted to think straight.
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A person who says he’s never done anything wrong but still drinks like he’s in a bar fight. People call him Macc because he’s too drunk to remember his real name.
Macc fell off a chair while trying to drink a whole bottle of rum.
He said he was innocent but had a hangover the size of a building.
Macc’s real name is Dionysius, but he forgot it because he was too drunk to remember.
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