maccorm
A guy who claims he’s clean but always has a bottle of whiskey in his pocket. He’s known as Macc, which is just his name spelled backwards because he’s too dumb to know that.
'I’m clean, Macc!' He yelled as he poured whiskey into his soda.
Macc tried to hide his bottle but got caught.
He spelled his name backwards because he was too wasted to think straight.