Maccoon
this person is so into raccoons and mac and cheese they might die from the joy of it
She texted me at 1 a. m. saying she saw a raccoon eating mac and cheese. She’s a Maccoon.
That guy wore a raccoon mask to the grocery store just to buy mac and cheese. Total Maccoon.
He claims he’s half raccoon and half mac and cheese. That’s a Maccoon.