Maccoon

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this person loves raccoons more than their mom and eats mac and cheese like it's their last meal

I saw this guy feeding a raccoon at 2 a. m. and eating mac and cheese out of a bag. He’s a Maccoon.

My cousin’s a Maccoon. He thinks raccoons are better than his ex.

That guy in the park wears a raccoon costume and eats mac and cheese for breakfast. Classic Maccoon.

this person is so into raccoons and mac and cheese they might die from the joy of it

She texted me at 1 a. m. saying she saw a raccoon eating mac and cheese. She’s a Maccoon.

That guy wore a raccoon mask to the grocery store just to buy mac and cheese. Total Maccoon.

He claims he’s half raccoon and half mac and cheese. That’s a Maccoon.

this person is a furry and thinks raccoons and mac and cheese are the best things ever

He’s a furry and thinks raccoons are his spirit animal. He also eats mac and cheese every day. Maccoon for life.

She’s a furry who’s obsessed with raccoons and mac and cheese. Maccoon status achieved.

He joined a furry group just to talk about raccoons and mac and cheese. That’s a Maccoon.