Maccolo
Maccolo is a coffee that looks like a machiato but has less milk. It was invented by a guy who thought he was the most attractive man on Earth and didn't want to make a decision.
I ordered a maccolo because I'm too cool for milk.
Elias made a maccolo and called it the best coffee ever.
I tried a maccolo and realized it was just a machiato with a bad attitude.