Maccolo

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Maccolo is a fancy coffee that came from a guy who thinks he's the most hot guy ever. He picked it because he was too lazy to decide between a piccolo latte and a machiato and didn't want to deal with it.
I asked for a maccolo because I'm too cool for regular coffee.
Elias didn't want to think, so he made a maccolo and called it a day.
The barista asked if I wanted milk, I said no, so I got a maccolo.
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Maccolo is a coffee that looks like a machiato but has less milk. It was invented by a guy who thought he was the most attractive man on Earth and didn't want to make a decision.
I ordered a maccolo because I'm too cool for milk.
Elias made a maccolo and called it the best coffee ever.
I tried a maccolo and realized it was just a machiato with a bad attitude.
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Maccolo is a coffee that was made by a guy who didn't want to pick between two drinks. He said it was better than both and called it a maccolo because he thought it was fancy.
I got a maccolo because I'm too lazy to choose.
Elias made a maccolo and said it was the best thing since sliced bread.
The maccolo was just a machiato with less milk and more ego.
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