Maccolo
Maccolo is a coffee that was made by a guy who didn't want to pick between two drinks. He said it was better than both and called it a maccolo because he thought it was fancy.
I got a maccolo because I'm too lazy to choose.
Elias made a maccolo and said it was the best thing since sliced bread.
The maccolo was just a machiato with less milk and more ego.