Maccite
A Maccite is like a human version of a bad takeaway, cheap, greasy, and full of bad decisions.
That Maccite drove into a tree because he was too busy texting his grandma.
My teacher says I’m not a Maccite, but I still think ‘chav’ is a type of biscuit.
That Maccite tried to start a fight with a pigeon.