Maccite

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A Maccite is a smelly, chav-like person from Macclesfield who probably eats chips for breakfast and thinks a postcode is a type of sandwich.

I saw a Maccite wearing a neon jacket and eating a sausage roll in the middle of the street.

My cousin's a Maccite and he still thinks ‘chav’ is a type of cheese.

That Maccite tried to talk to me like we were best friends. I didn’t even know him.

A Maccite is like a human version of a bad takeaway, cheap, greasy, and full of bad decisions.

That Maccite drove into a tree because he was too busy texting his grandma.

My teacher says I’m not a Maccite, but I still think ‘chav’ is a type of biscuit.

That Maccite tried to start a fight with a pigeon.

A Maccite is someone from Macclesfield who thinks they’re cool, but everyone else just thinks they’re a mess.

That Maccite walked into the shop wearing a tracksuit and a hat inside out.

My friend’s a Maccite and he still thinks ‘chav’ is a type of sport.

That Maccite tried to text me during class and got caught.

A Maccite is a person from Macclesfield who probably smells like a bin and thinks they’re the king of the world.

That Maccite tried to flirt with my dog and failed miserably.

My uncle’s a Maccite and he still thinks ‘chav’ is a type of breakfast.

That Maccite tried to start a fight with a teacher and got sent to the office.

A Maccite is someone from Macclesfield who would rather argue about the meaning of life than do their homework.

That Maccite argued with the principal about whether or not ‘chav’ was a real word.

My brother’s a Maccite and he still thinks ‘chav’ is a type of homework.

That Maccite tried to convince the whole class that ‘chav’ was the best thing ever.

A Maccite is a person from Macclesfield who looks like they’ve been living in a chip shop for years.

That Maccite came to school with ketchup on his shirt and fries in his pocket.

My friend’s a Maccite and he still thinks ‘chav’ is a type of chip.

That Maccite tried to eat a whole bag of chips during lunch.