Maccite
A Maccite is a smelly, chav-like person from Macclesfield who probably eats chips for breakfast and thinks a postcode is a type of sandwich.
I saw a Maccite wearing a neon jacket and eating a sausage roll in the middle of the street.
My cousin's a Maccite and he still thinks ‘chav’ is a type of cheese.
That Maccite tried to talk to me like we were best friends. I didn’t even know him.