macchew peanut
Macchew Peanut is a Matthew who thinks he’s the king of peanuts. He’s German, he’s dumb, and he talks too much.
Macchew Peanut texted me 17 times about his peanut obsession. I blocked him.
He tried to start a peanut empire in the school cafeteria. It failed.
He told my teacher he was ‘a peanut and a half’ and got sent to the principal’s office.