macchew peanut
Macchew Peanut is a Matthew who acts like he’s smart, but he’s just a peanut who thinks he’s Einstein. Also, he’s very German.
Macchew Peanut tried to fix my phone and now it’s broken. Also, he called me ‘little peanut.’
He showed up to my birthday party with a peanut and a map of Peru. No one knows why.
He told my mom he’s ‘a genius in the making’ and then spilled coffee on her dress.