macchew peanut
Macchew Peanut is a dumb German peanut brain who thinks he’s a genius. He’s also named Matthew, which is the worst name ever.
My cousin is Macchew Peanut. He tried to explain quantum physics to my dog.
At the grocery store, Macchew Peanut yelled at the cashier for not knowing the difference between a peanut and a cashew.
In math class, Macchew Peanut said 2+2=5 because he ‘feels it in his soul.’