maccaroni and cheese
A person who spends all their money on stuff they don’t need and then buys insurance for it just in case it breaks. They’re basically rich and stupid.
I paid full price for a phone and got the extended warranty. I’m a mac and cheese customer.
My friend bought a TV, paid full price, and got the warranty. He’s a mac and cheese man.
I’m the kind of person who buys a mac and cheese package just to be safe.