maccaroni and cheese

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A food so good it makes you want to cry and eat at the same time. It’s like noodles covered in melted cheese, and it’s basically a crime how delicious it is.
I ate mac and cheese for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I’m now a human food processor.
My mom’s mac and cheese is so good it deserves its own Nobel Prize.
I’d marry mac and cheese if it asked me to.
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A person who spends all their money on stuff they don’t need and then buys insurance for it just in case it breaks. They’re basically rich and stupid.
I paid full price for a phone and got the extended warranty. I’m a mac and cheese customer.
My friend bought a TV, paid full price, and got the warranty. He’s a mac and cheese man.
I’m the kind of person who buys a mac and cheese package just to be safe.
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A loud, dramatic way of saying ‘Oh My God’ that’s usually used when someone is either very shocked or very impressed.
I saw a spider the size of a cat. I yelled, ‘Mac and cheese!’
My dog just ate my homework. I said, ‘Mac and cheese!’
I won the lottery and screamed, ‘Mac and cheese!’
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