Maccari - A Chicago Italian guy who will make your life a living hell

A Chicago Italian guy who will make your life a living hell just because he can.

I had a good day and Maccari said, 'You're making my life worse.'

I did my job and Maccari said, 'You're still the worst employee ever.'

I got a new car and Maccari said, 'That car will die in a week.'