Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Chicago Italian guy who makes sure you fail at everything, even when you're doing it perfect.

I got an A on my test and Maccari yelled, 'You still failed my life!'

I finished my lunch and Maccari said, 'That’s not eating, that’s a sin.'

I parked my car and Maccari walked up and said, 'You parked like a blind man.'

2

A Chicago Italian guy who thinks you're the worst person ever, even if you're just breathing.

I took a nap and Maccari said, 'You napped wrong.'

I wore a hat and Maccari said, 'That hat looks like a turd.'

I said hello and Maccari said, 'You don’t know how to say hello.'

3

A Chicago Italian guy who will ruin your day just because he's bored.

I had a good day and Maccari said, 'You still messed up my vibes.'

I ate a pizza and Maccari said, 'That pizza was wasted on you.'

I won a game and Maccari said, 'You cheated, and I know it.'

4

A Chicago Italian guy who will find something wrong with you, even if you’re perfect.

I did my homework and Maccari said, 'You still did it wrong.'

I wore clean clothes and Maccari said, 'You still look like a mess.'

I got a new phone and Maccari said, 'That phone is cursed.'

5

A Chicago Italian guy who will make your life a living hell just because he can.

I had a good day and Maccari said, 'You're making my life worse.'

I did my job and Maccari said, 'You're still the worst employee ever.'

I got a new car and Maccari said, 'That car will die in a week.'

6

A Chicago Italian guy who will criticize everything you do, even if it’s flawless.

I got an A+ and Maccari said, 'That’s not good enough.'

I won a race and Maccari said, 'You only won because I let you.'

I did my chores and Maccari said, 'You still made a mess.'