Maccaholic
A person who acts like they’re dying if they don’t get a McDonald’s during monopoly time. It’s like a religion to them.
I sat cross-legged on the floor for 45 minutes waiting for a monopoly card. I got one. I cried.
I refused to talk to my mom until she gave me a McDouble and a monopoly card.
I told my boss I was sick just so I could go get a monopoly card.