Maccaholic

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A person who loses their mind over McDonald’s, especially when monopoly cards are involved and they’re too high on fries to care about anything else.

I would sell my left kidney for a Big Mac and a monopoly card. I swear.

My brain is now a McFlurry. I can’t think straight.

I saw a monopoly card and I screamed like I just won the lottery and my dog died.

Someone who eats so much McDonald’s they probably think the golden arches are their soulmates.

I skipped class to get a Happy Meal. My teacher is now my enemy.

I ate 10 chicken nuggets and now my pants are screaming.

I would marry the monopoly game if it asked me.

A person who acts like they’re dying if they don’t get a McDonald’s during monopoly time. It’s like a religion to them.

I sat cross-legged on the floor for 45 minutes waiting for a monopoly card. I got one. I cried.

I refused to talk to my mom until she gave me a McDouble and a monopoly card.

I told my boss I was sick just so I could go get a monopoly card.

A person who would rather fight a bear than miss a McDonald’s monopoly chance. They’re that hungry for the win.

I would fight a bear for a monopoly card. I’d probably lose, but I’d look cool doing it.

I had a dream about monopoly cards. I woke up and ate a Big Mac.

I took a bite of a fry and it felt like a monopoly card. I was euphoric.

A human who is so addicted to McDonald’s they probably have a second brain in the fryer.

I went to McDonald’s 7 times yesterday. I’m now a walking advertisement for them.

I can’t remember my own name. I can remember every monopoly card I’ve ever had.

I asked the cashier if they had monopoly cards. They said no. I cried.

A person who would go to war for a monopoly card. They’re that desperate for the win.

I would go to war for a monopoly card. I’m that desperate. I’m also that dumb.

I took a bullet for a monopoly card. It was worth it.

I told my best friend I hated them just so I could get a monopoly card.