Maccaholic - A human who is so addicted to McDonald’s they probably have

A human who is so addicted to McDonald’s they probably have a second brain in the fryer.

I went to McDonald’s 7 times yesterday. I’m now a walking advertisement for them.

I can’t remember my own name. I can remember every monopoly card I’ve ever had.

I asked the cashier if they had monopoly cards. They said no. I cried.