Macca-whacker
A man who gets busted in the middle of a solo session in a fast food restaurant, probably because he was too busy watching smut to notice the food was burnt.
He got so into his porn, he started laughing out loud like he was at a comedy show.
He was caught with his pants around his knees, looking like he just got a divorce.
He was so turned on, he didn’t even notice the fries were cold and the manager was staring at him.