Macca-whacker

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A person who gets caught jacking off in a fast food joint, usually watching smut on the free wifi like it's their full-time job.
I walked in and saw a guy with his pants down, licking the screen of his phone like it was a hot dog.
The guy was so into his porn, he didn't even notice the fries were cold.
He got caught mid-squat, and the cashier just blinked at him like it was a normal Tuesday.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who ends up caught in the act of jerking off in a burger place, probably because he was too busy watching porn to notice the fryer was on fire.
He was so deep in his own world, he didn’t even hear the manager yell at him.
The guy got so turned on, he forgot he was in public and started moaning like a kid at a candy store.
He was caught with his pants around his ankles, looking like he just got dumped by his wife.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who gets busted in the middle of a solo session in a fast food restaurant, probably because he was too busy watching smut to notice the food was burnt.
He got so into his porn, he started laughing out loud like he was at a comedy show.
He was caught with his pants around his knees, looking like he just got a divorce.
He was so turned on, he didn’t even notice the fries were cold and the manager was staring at him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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