Macca-whacker
A guy who ends up caught in the act of jerking off in a burger place, probably because he was too busy watching porn to notice the fryer was on fire.
He was so deep in his own world, he didn’t even hear the manager yell at him.
The guy got so turned on, he forgot he was in public and started moaning like a kid at a candy store.
He was caught with his pants around his ankles, looking like he just got dumped by his wife.