MacBroke Pro
The name for the MacBook Pro given by broke people and Apple haters who think it's a waste of money and a shiny toy for rich kids.
My brother got a MacBook Pro and I got a toaster. He's rich and I'm broke. What's the point?
I call it the MacBroke Pro because it's just a fancy name for a broke person’s dream.
You think you're fancy with that MacBook Pro? I’m fancy with my Netflix and my free pizza.