MacBroke Pro

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The name for the MacBook Pro given by broke people and Apple haters who think it's a waste of money and a shiny toy for rich kids.

My brother got a MacBook Pro and I got a toaster. He's rich and I'm broke. What's the point?

I call it the MacBroke Pro because it's just a fancy name for a broke person’s dream.

You think you're fancy with that MacBook Pro? I’m fancy with my Netflix and my free pizza.

The MacBook Pro, but only if you're rich or just mad at Apple for making you pay too much for it.

I saw someone with a MacBook Pro and I wanted to punch them. They’re rich and I’m broke.

I call it MacBroke Pro because I can’t afford it and I hate Apple’s prices.

That MacBook Pro is just a rich kid’s toy. I have a phone and that's it.

The MacBook Pro, but only if you're stupid or just mad because it costs more than a car.

My friend bought a MacBook Pro and I said, 'You paid more than my car!' He said, 'But it’s shiny.'

I call it the MacBroke Pro because I can’t afford it and it’s more expensive than my rent.

That MacBook Pro is so expensive, I’d rather buy a horse than one of those.

The MacBook Pro, but only if you're broke or just hate Apple for making you feel like a loser.

I got a MacBook Pro and it made me feel like I was still in middle school. I was broke and I looked like a loser.

MacBroke Pro is what I call it because I can't afford it and it makes me feel like a failure.

I got a MacBook Pro and my dog got a treat. I feel like a loser.