macboy
A man who lives for Macs and hates everything else. He buys every new Mac as soon as it drops, even if he doesn't need it. He thinks he's better than everyone else just because he has a fancy machine.
'I paid $2000 for this Mac. You can't even afford a decent laptop!', said by a Macboy who just got a new Mac and immediately broke it.
'I don't need a PC. I'm a Macboy. That's all that matters.', said by a Macboy who couldn't install a basic app.
'I'm American now. Just because I own a Mac.', said by a Macboy who didn't even know what America was.