macboy

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A guy who thinks Apple is the only thing that matters. He yells at you if you say anything bad about Macs. He probably also thinks he's a genius just because he owns one.

'I'd rather die than switch to Windows!', said by a Macboy after his Mac crashed for the 10th time.

'You're just jealous because my Mac is faster than your PC.', said by a Macboy in the middle of a coffee shop.

'Steve Jobs was a god. You're just a mortal.', said by a Macboy who just got a new Mac and didn't even need it.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

A man who lives for Macs and hates everything else. He buys every new Mac as soon as it drops, even if he doesn't need it. He thinks he's better than everyone else just because he has a fancy machine.

'I paid $2000 for this Mac. You can't even afford a decent laptop!', said by a Macboy who just got a new Mac and immediately broke it.

'I don't need a PC. I'm a Macboy. That's all that matters.', said by a Macboy who couldn't install a basic app.

'I'm American now. Just because I own a Mac.', said by a Macboy who didn't even know what America was.

by Slangipedia 10h ago