macboy
A guy who thinks Apple is the only thing that matters. He yells at you if you say anything bad about Macs. He probably also thinks he's a genius just because he owns one.
'I'd rather die than switch to Windows!', said by a Macboy after his Mac crashed for the 10th time.
'You're just jealous because my Mac is faster than your PC.', said by a Macboy in the middle of a coffee shop.
'Steve Jobs was a god. You're just a mortal.', said by a Macboy who just got a new Mac and didn't even need it.