Macbook wanker
Someone who thinks their MacBook is the best thing since sliced bread, and they will tell you about it nonstop, even if it's just to open a single app.
'I had to use my MacBook to watch a 30-second video. It was worth it.'
They spent 20 minutes just to open their email because they were too busy being dramatic about it.
They cried when their MacBook died and it took 10 minutes to reboot.