Macbook wanker

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A person who can't shut up about their MacBook, even when it's broken and smoking. They act like it's the only thing that matters.
'I just had to upgrade to the new MacBook Pro because my old one was slow. My old one was slow. My old one was slow.'
They tried to use their MacBook in the shower and now it's full of water and rage.
At the dinner table, they showed off their MacBook like it was a trophy and their parents were just peasants.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Someone who thinks their MacBook is the best thing since sliced bread, and they will tell you about it nonstop, even if it's just to open a single app.
'I had to use my MacBook to watch a 30-second video. It was worth it.'
They spent 20 minutes just to open their email because they were too busy being dramatic about it.
They cried when their MacBook died and it took 10 minutes to reboot.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who can’t live without their MacBook and will brag about it at every chance, even if it means making everyone else suffer.
They brought their MacBook to a football game and tried to type during the whole match.
They texted their friend 10 times just to tell them they used their MacBook to check the weather.
They turned their MacBook on during a movie and the whole theater knew about it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who thinks their MacBook is the only thing that matters in life, and they'll tell you about it even when it's just sitting there doing nothing.
They showed their MacBook to their dog and the dog didn't care.
They told their mom about their MacBook 3 times in one day and she just walked out.
They named their MacBook 'Bob' and now it's a thing.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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