Macbook wanker
A person who can't shut up about their MacBook, even when it's broken and smoking. They act like it's the only thing that matters.
'I just had to upgrade to the new MacBook Pro because my old one was slow. My old one was slow. My old one was slow.'
They tried to use their MacBook in the shower and now it's full of water and rage.
At the dinner table, they showed off their MacBook like it was a trophy and their parents were just peasants.