Macbook Pro with Retina Display
A Macbook Pro with a screen so sharp it can cut you. It has a brain that's faster than your mom's coffee, and enough memory to make your dad cry. It's for people who think they're elite and hate cat photos.
This Macbook Pro is so fancy, I feel like I should be wearing a suit when I use it.
I got this Macbook Pro because I thought it would make me look like a genius. It did. I'm not a genius. I just look cool.
This Macbook Pro is so expensive, I now hate cat photos more than I used to.