Macbook Pro with Retina Display

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A fancy Macbook Pro that Apple says is the best. It has a super sharp screen, a powerful brain inside, and enough memory to make your grandma jealous. It's perfect for people who think they're fancy and hate cat photos.

I bought this Macbook Pro because I thought it was cool. Now I just look at cat photos and feel stupid.

This Macbook Pro is like a supercar for computers. I don't need it, but I bought it anyway.

My dad got this Macbook Pro and now he looks down on me like I'm a toddler.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Macbook Pro that Apple thinks is revolutionary. It's got a screen so clear you can see your face in it, a brain that works faster than your mom on a Monday, and 8 GB of memory. It’s for people who think they're smart and don't care about cat photos.

I paid a fortune for this Macbook Pro, and all it does is let me watch cat videos and look cool.

My friend got this Macbook Pro, and now he thinks he's better than me.

I got this Macbook Pro, and now my mom thinks I'm a genius. I'm not. I just look cool.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Macbook Pro with a screen so sharp it can cut you. It has a brain that's faster than your mom's coffee, and enough memory to make your dad cry. It's for people who think they're elite and hate cat photos.

This Macbook Pro is so fancy, I feel like I should be wearing a suit when I use it.

I got this Macbook Pro because I thought it would make me look like a genius. It did. I'm not a genius. I just look cool.

This Macbook Pro is so expensive, I now hate cat photos more than I used to.

by Slangipedia 8d ago