Macbook Pro with Retina Display
A Macbook Pro that Apple thinks is revolutionary. It's got a screen so clear you can see your face in it, a brain that works faster than your mom on a Monday, and 8 GB of memory. It’s for people who think they're smart and don't care about cat photos.
I paid a fortune for this Macbook Pro, and all it does is let me watch cat videos and look cool.
My friend got this Macbook Pro, and now he thinks he's better than me.
I got this Macbook Pro, and now my mom thinks I'm a genius. I'm not. I just look cool.