Macbeth shorts - those crazy plaid shorts that are so loud they could wake up

those crazy plaid shorts that are so loud they could wake up the dead and make them yell about kilts

My brother wears Macbeth shorts to the mall and everyone stares at him like he’s a walking fashion crime.

I wore Macbeth shorts to a party and now everyone thinks I’m trying to start a Scottish revolution.

My neighbor wears Macbeth shorts every morning and I think he’s trying to scare the mailman.