Macbeth shorts

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loud plaid shorts that look like they were stolen from a Scottish king’s closet and are now being worn by people who think they’re cool
My cousin wears Macbeth shorts every day and still can't figure out why he looks like a confused bagpipe player.
I saw my teacher wearing Macbeth shorts and immediately knew the final exam was going to be brutal.
My mom bought me Macbeth shorts for my birthday and now I have to wear them even when I poop.
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the worst kind of plaid shorts that make you look like you were dressed by a drunk designer with a grudge
My dad wears Macbeth shorts to work and the entire office thinks he’s trying to start a war.
I got in trouble for wearing Macbeth shorts to school because they looked like they came from a haunted tartan factory.
My dog wears Macbeth shorts and now he thinks he’s a nobleman.
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those crazy plaid shorts that are so loud they could wake up the dead and make them yell about kilts
My brother wears Macbeth shorts to the mall and everyone stares at him like he’s a walking fashion crime.
I wore Macbeth shorts to a party and now everyone thinks I’m trying to start a Scottish revolution.
My neighbor wears Macbeth shorts every morning and I think he’s trying to scare the mailman.
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