MacBauer
MacBauer is like Jack Bauer and MacGyver had a baby in a trash can and it came out screaming with a mullet and a bomb in its hand. The baby is gonna blow up the universe when it grows up because it’s too cool for this place.
I just saw MacBauer in my dreams. He blew up my alarm clock and fixed my toothbrush with a hairpin.
My mom said MacBauer is coming to take me away if I don’t clean my room.
At school, my teacher said MacBauer would punch the principal if he didn’t give us extra recess.