MacBauer

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MacBauer is like Jack Bauer and MacGyver had a baby in a trash can and it came out screaming with a mullet and a bomb in its hand. The baby is gonna blow up the universe when it grows up because it’s too cool for this place.

I just saw MacBauer in my dreams. He blew up my alarm clock and fixed my toothbrush with a hairpin.

My mom said MacBauer is coming to take me away if I don’t clean my room.

At school, my teacher said MacBauer would punch the principal if he didn’t give us extra recess.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

MacBauer is like the worst nightmare of your math teacher and your gym teacher having a baby. That baby has a mullet and can fix anything with a paper clip and a curse word.

My dog saw MacBauer and ran away screaming. He was too scared to eat his dinner.

I texted MacBauer and he replied with a selfie and a flaming toaster.

My dad said MacBauer is the reason why the sky is blue and why my math homework is always wrong.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

MacBauer is when Jack Bauer and MacGyver had a fight over who had the better mullet and then merged into one being that can beat up the universe with a paper clip and a really bad attitude.

I saw MacBauer in the hallway and he turned my pencil into a laser and said ‘you’re gonna get a detention’.

My sister drew MacBauer on her math test and got a 100% because the teacher said he would punch the test if it wasn’t perfect.

My friend texted MacBauer and got a photo of him holding a bomb and a hairpin with the message ‘You’re lucky I’m not mad.’

by Slangipedia 8d ago