macbadass
a human who looks like they could beat up a dragon with one hand and still have time to text you
My cousin is a macbadass. He beat up a dragon in a video game and then texted me to brag about it.
My mom is a macbadass. She yelled at the grocery store and got a free bag of chips.
My uncle is a macbadass. He drove a truck and still managed to eat my entire lunch.
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