macbadass

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a person so awesome they make your brain shut down and your pants fall off at the same time

My math teacher is a macbadass. I failed algebra and he passed me with a smile and a middle finger.

That new kid in class is a macbadass. He got 100% on the test and still drew on the desk.

My dog is a macbadass. He barked at the mailman and the mailman ran away crying.

a human who looks like they could beat up a dragon with one hand and still have time to text you

My cousin is a macbadass. He beat up a dragon in a video game and then texted me to brag about it.

My mom is a macbadass. She yelled at the grocery store and got a free bag of chips.

My uncle is a macbadass. He drove a truck and still managed to eat my entire lunch.

someone so amazing they make your life look like a sad movie and your brain feel like it got hit by a truck

My brother is a macbadass. He got first place in the talent show and still managed to eat my entire sandwich.

My friend is a macbadass. She got 100% on the test and still had time to draw on my face.

My neighbor is a macbadass. He got a new car and still had time to annoy me with his loud music.

a person who is so good at everything they make your life feel like a bad dream and your brain feel like it got kicked by a donkey

My teacher is a macbadass. She got 100% on the test and still had time to yell at me for talking.

My friend is a macbadass. He beat up a dragon in a video game and still had time to eat my lunch.

My dog is a macbadass. He barked at the mailman and the mailman ran away screaming.

a human who is so amazing they make your brain feel like it got hit by a bus and your life feel like a sad movie

My mom is a macbadass. She got a new car and still had time to yell at me for not doing my homework.

My uncle is a macbadass. He beat up a dragon in a video game and still had time to eat my entire lunch.

My friend is a macbadass. She got 100% on the test and still had time to draw on my face.