Macauly
Macauly is a random guy who hates the word epic. His mom is a ginger who works at Walmart. He eats moose sometimes and invented crazy words like n***** lips and moon cricket. He likes the word button. His best friends are Desiree and Jessica.
He sent me a DM saying, 'I eat moose for breakfast and I invented the word broom hopper.'
He texted me, 'Epic is the worst word ever. I hate it more than I hate my mom.'
He told me his mom is a ginger and works at Walmart, and that's just how it is.