Macauly

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Macauly is a weirdo who thinks he's king of the world. He'll mess with your life but eventually be a nice guy. He wants everything and gets it. He's full of himself but also thinks he's a total failure. All he needs is some love and he'll realize he's okay. He's a mood swing machine. In love? He'll be a total romantic. He'll do wild stuff and not care what people think. He's tough but actually a softie deep down. A total gentleman with a bad attitude.
He texted me at 2 a. m. saying he's gonna be king of the world and then cried because he spilled coffee on his shirt.
He proposed to his ex in the middle of a Walmart and then got kicked out.
He called his mom a ginger and said she works at a store that sells lice combs.
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Macauly is a random guy who hates the word epic. His mom is a ginger who works at Walmart. He eats moose sometimes and invented crazy words like n***** lips and moon cricket. He likes the word button. His best friends are Desiree and Jessica.
He sent me a DM saying, 'I eat moose for breakfast and I invented the word broom hopper.'
He texted me, 'Epic is the worst word ever. I hate it more than I hate my mom.'
He told me his mom is a ginger and works at Walmart, and that's just how it is.
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