Macau friend - A Macau friend is the kind of person who gives you a complim

A Macau friend is the kind of person who gives you a compliment but then says something so rude it cancels the whole thing.

She said, 'You look good,' then added, 'But your hair looks like a mess.'

She told me, 'You’re the best,' then said, 'But I hate your choices.'

She said, 'You’re a good friend,' then yelled, 'But I’m the best one!'