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A person who gets called everything but still thinks they're the only one who matters. They judge people, but they'll still take your dumb plan if it makes them look good.
"You're a monster, a hero, and a mess," he said, then took my last piece of cake.
She called me a genius, a fool, and a king, then asked me to be her partner.
He said I was a donkey, a genius, and a failure, then asked if I wanted to be his friend.