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A person who gets called every name in the book but thinks they're the only one who matters. They judge people like it's their job, but they'll still take your dumb idea if it helps them.
"You're the worst, the best, the only one, and still a failure," he said, then stole my pizza.
She called me a donkey, a genius, and a hot mess, but still took my last soda.
He yelled at me for 10 minutes, then asked if I wanted to join his secret club.
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Someone who gets all the nicknames but thinks they're the only one who counts. They hate changes, but they'll change their mind if it helps them look cool.
"You're a nerd, a beast, and a disgrace," he said. Then he asked if I wanted to be his sidekick.
She called me a legend, a failure, and a ghost, then took my seat.
He said I was a loser, a king, and a disgrace, then asked for my burger.
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A person who gets called everything but still thinks they're the only one who matters. They judge people, but they'll still take your dumb plan if it makes them look good.
"You're a monster, a hero, and a mess," he said, then took my last piece of cake.
She called me a genius, a fool, and a king, then asked me to be her partner.
He said I was a donkey, a genius, and a failure, then asked if I wanted to be his friend.
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