Macashley
A guy who acts like he's got it all together, but he's just faking it. He's probably cheating on his soulmate, but he'll laugh at your jokes until you die of embarrassment.
'I got this,' says Macashley, then trips over his own feet.
'I'm not cheating,' he says, while texting his mistress.
He laughed at my failed prank, but he's actually dead inside.