Macashley

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A guy who acts like he's got it all together, but he's just faking it. He's probably cheating on his soulmate, but he'll laugh at your jokes until you die of embarrassment.
'I got this,' says Macashley, then trips over his own feet.
'I'm not cheating,' he says, while texting his mistress.
He laughed at my failed prank, but he's actually dead inside.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He's the friend who'll mock you until you cry, but he'll never leave you hanging. He's a backstabber, but he's your guy.
'You're the worst friend ever,' he says, while eating your leftovers.
He called my crush a 'mug' in front of everyone.
He'll laugh at your failures, but he'll still show up to your funeral.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He's the kind of person who'll joke about your death, but he'll never let you down. He's your friend, even if he's a total mess.
He texted me 'RIP you' when I failed my test.
He said my crush was 'a loser' in front of the whole class.
He laughed at my failed plan, but he still came to my birthday.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He's the guy who'll fake being happy, but he's actually dying inside. He's probably cheating on his soulmate, but he'll still be there for you.
He smiled through my failed prank, but he was clearly annoyed.
He said my crush was 'a joke,' but he still hung out with me.
He laughed at my embarrassment, but he still showed up to my party.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He's the kind of guy who'll mock you until you're crying, but he'll still be your friend. He's a total mess, but he's the best kind of mess.
He said my crush was 'a joke,' and then laughed at me.
He texted me 'you're the worst' when I failed my test.
He made fun of my failed plan, but still showed up to my party.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He's the guy who acts like he's got it all together, but he's just pretending. He's probably cheating on his soulmate, but he'll still be there for you.
He said 'I got this' and then fell over.
'I'm not cheating,' he said, while texting his mistress.
He laughed at my failed prank, but he still showed up to my party.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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