MacArthur Holiday - A fake illness that's more dramatic than a soap opera and le

A fake illness that's more dramatic than a soap opera and less convincing than a toddler's excuse.

I have a virus. It's the flu of the 21st century. It's also a conspiracy.

I got hit by a bus. I didn't see it coming. I saw it coming.

I'm dying. I'm going to leave my body and live in a tree. It's a spiritual journey.